You know, as much as we make fun of pattern illustrations, sometimes we need to be reminded of the alternative:
I mean, look at this image. The dress itself is nice enough (what you can see of it) and would actually make a lovely special-event dress.
However, the model is clearly planning to kill you (and all the other guests) just after the cake is cut, then build a giant bonfire of the wedding presents. Which she will ignite with her handy laser-eyes. Then she will go on a tri-state kill spree (still wearing the dress and holding the bouquet). She may, in fact, use the bouquet as her weapon.
(This pattern is available at , if you're brave enough.)