Green: I’m not sure I have this combination down yet, can we run through it one more time?
Red: From the top: and a one-two-three-four ball-change shuffle head-fling longing-glance hip-thrust — got it?
Green: oh — the longing glance! That’s what was throwing me off. Thanks!
Red: No problem. Us chorines have to stick together. Don’t forget to pick up your hat and gloves from wardrobe!
(If you would like this pattern for your very own, it’s on Etsy courtesy of seller .)
Salt: No, you have to maintain an air of mystery, like this. Turn your head, just until you can see your right shoulder blade, or your neck cramps, whichever comes first.
Pepper: I prefer to hypnotize with my direct stare. Also, my brooch spins and strobes.
Salt: Well, once they’re hypnotized, will you ask them where Marie is? I need her help to unsnap the lower two carapaces so I can sit down.
Pepper: You and me both, sugar.
Salt: It’s Salt.
(if you NEED this pattern, and have the fiberglass-casting capability to make those carapaces, it’s from seller )
This weird-looking thing is a . And if your feet are AT ALL wider than “medium,” you want one. (In fact, you want two, but you can get away with one.)
I finally broke down and bought one late last year and have now managed to rescue several pairs of shoes that were previously too painfully narrow to wear. Using it couldn’t be simpler: fill a spray bottle with 50% water/50% rubbing alcohol, spritz the inside of the shoe or boot you want to stretch, and insert device. Turn handle to stretch. (The black bobbles in the picture are inserted into the holes in the fitter to add extra stretchy to accommodate corresponding bumps on your own feet.)
Although this particular model is spendy ($50!) it’s still way cheaper and faster than taking shoes to the cobbler to be stretched. The only downside is that having this is enabling my “buy vintage roper boots on Etsy” habit something awful. There’s also a that’s shoes-only, and that will stretch both length- and width-wise.
Sorry, people with narrow feet … there’s no corresponding shoe-shrinker. You’ll just have to be satisfied with being able to find vintage super-narrow and Bally shoes everywhere you look …
[If you are all “ew, used shoes!” that’s totally fine by me, leaves more for me to buy.]
Marlene: Darlene, do you see that?
Marlene: That poor woman over there. No, not now. Now. Look.
Darlene: Oh, my goodness. I can’t believe it.
Marlene: So you’re seeing it too? I thought I was hallucinating.
Darlene: No — she’s actually wearing a dress without any pockets.
Marlene: I didn’t know they still made those!
Darlene: It must have been grandmothered in. It’s certainly from before the Handbag Revolt.
Marlene: Where does she put her keys? Or her lipstick? Or … her hands?
Darlene: We shouldn’t stare. It’s not kind. I’ve got two handkerchiefs and some safety pins in my pockets, maybe we can offer to make her some pockets? Just until she can get home.
Marlene: You’ve got a good heart, Darlene. Let’s go.
Hey, a new dress:
This is , with a few little changes. Mainly, pockets:
I tried plain side-seam pockets first, but they hung badly, and lately I’ve been really into this style of pockets (inset? not actually sure what to call them). They can be a bit of a pain to add, especially if the skirt has pleats or gathers, but they’re worth the munging and hacking.
Here’s the pattern pieces (the dress above has v1):
Oh I suppose you want to see the (badly pressed) back, huh? I don’t usually do a center back zipper, but:
I also had some fun with the neck and sleeve facings:
This is an incredibly comfortable dress — really easy to wear (especially with the deeper pockets). I have also made it in dark denim and am thinking about another color of denim, or maybe even liberating some of my stash of Liberty twill.
I’m also looking for a dress with similar lines to this one to make in softer fabrics, like silk — something with scoop pockets but gathers, I think, and a soft kimono-sleeved bodice. Anything come to mind? (Remember, I’m awfully lazy and hate drafting things …)
(Also! This is the first post at my new blog host, the very very nice WPEngine.com. Highly recommended. With any luck this should solve some of the “stuck” posts issues and commenting problems … please let me know if not!)
So here’s a dress I made a while back but haven’t posted yet.
The bodice is from , again. The skirt is the skirt from , so essentially, it’s the same dress as . But different. The fabric is from ; it was a bit on the pricey side, but then again I think their fabric is usually a bit on the pricey side …
Here you can see the black bias tape I used to finish the sleeves (also the neck):
And here’s the back:
It’s a remarkably comfortable dress … I have been wearing it quite a bit.
Oh, also, while I’m thinking about it — I recently updated this blog to a new version of WordPress and a few folks are having trouble getting to the most recent posts. I’m hoping this post gives WordPress a kick and wakes it up …
Trust me, you really want this book:
It’s , and it’s the book version of the , spearheaded by (who is all cool, all the time).
Why do you want this book in book-form? Because it contains 1500 personal reviews of cool tools. Not insert-your-favorite-online-store-here type reviews, but the kinds of reviews that only come from repeated, considered use of a tool. And the tools themselves? A cool tool is (as laid out on the very first page):
That increases learning
Does work that matters
Is either the best
Or the cheapest
Or is the only thing that works
The definition of “tool” is broad enough to include Goodwill Online Auctions (super-cool), Amazon’s almost-secret 1-800 customer service number, and an encyclopedia of Russian criminal prison tattoos (which I suppose could be a tool given the right chain of horrific circumstances).
I think you, Dear Reader, will want this book because it’s decidedly for makers (it’s not called “Cool Stuff,” after all). Every page will help you be a better maker (or just help you make your life better). What makes it dangerous is that it is also full of ideas … if you do not think of five new projects on every page, you are reading with your eyes closed. (The “Construction Materials” section nearly sent me into a projectgasm. Check out , which Kelly calls “he-man K’NEX”.) And don’t even get me started on the “Organizers” section … and I still found things I didn’t know about in categories (like Sewing) where I think I have a good grasp of the cool tools. (Did you know there is KEVLAR THREAD? Soon, my buttons will be BULLETPROOF.)
Why do you want this book, rather than just browsing through the blog? Because it’s HUGE — roughly 11 x 14. It’s the kind of book that demands that you sit on the sofa with someone else (preferably a kid) and chat about possible projects while you page through it together. (Protip: mark pages with post-its for easy recall later — there’s a good index, but post-its mean you don’t have to remember the name of whatever doohickey caught your fancy.)
So, grab this book when it (supposedly this week or next) and then go to town. (And send me links to your projects!)