Not a literal MACHINE OF DEATH, thank goodness. A ! (About a machine that tells you how you are going to die.)
See, here I am!
The illustration is by the very talented Carly Monardo; here's a snippet.
The very, very nice guys behind THE MACHINE OF DEATH would really like to get it to rank high on Amazon tomorrow. So if you like slightly morbid stories and want to read one of mine and bunch of other people's, clickety-click this link!
PS: No dresses were harmed in the creation of this story.