So the from Janet at came with a little bonus:
How excellent is this? Truly excellent.
There's also a little "wow, times have changed" moment in the back:
It's a bit hard to read, but it's the "in case of emergency, please notify" … Mrs. Phil and Mr. Phil. Mrs. Phil! Because if you're lying bleeding under a bus, heaven forbid someone should address your respectably married mother by her first name!