Blue: This flu season has been terrible. I've been having to keep handkerchiefs in every pocket.
Brown: I see that. But you should really wear a hat — bare heads always lead to colds.
Blue: I didn't have a handkerchief earlier … I had to improvise. With my hat.
Brown: Suddenly, I'm not feeling so well either.
Sheila at is having another camping sale, now through Monday — 15% off the patterns at her store, with the coupon code CAMPING. Have at it!
I am verrry tempted by this Lands' End Canvas plaid shirtdress. I've been looking for plaid fabric to make some shirtdresses, but I haven't seen anything I like that isn't an authentic tartan (at a kajillion dollars a yard). This dress is only $80 (and there are many, many LE promo codes for $15 or $20 off purchases of $75 or more).
Lands' End Canvas is LE's new younger line — basically, it's J.Crew-like styles, with LE-type sizing. (Win-win, in other words.) I've bought a cardigan sweater and a short-sleeved sweatshirt from LEC, and been happy with both — okay, I'm only happy with the sweatshirt on a philosophical level, because there's never been a short-sleeved sweatshirt in the history of of either sleeves or sweatshirts that's been flattering on anyone over an A-cup (can you say 'blocky fleece torso"?), but I'm wearing it now and it's very comfy on a rainy California day in front of the computer.
Back to the dress. It's cute, it has pockets, and if I buy it, it will satisfy my current plaid hankering without requiring me to figure out which branch of my ancestry qualifies me to wear which design. Sounds like a plan to me — what do you think?
Stripes: How many times are we going to have to rehearse this?
Belt: Until you get your back foot right, evidently. Also, your hand is too low.
Stripes: I can't get it up past my hair.
Floral: That can't possibly be your hair.
Stripes: I own it, so it's mine.
Belt: Hurry up and let's get this right. This scarf is gonna leave a welt.
[Director, from offstage: "One more time, girls!"]
All three: I hate the chorus.