Why is this a mullet dress? Because if you can look at this picture and NOT think "Business in front, party in the back," you are a better human being than I am.
This would be a great dress to wear on those uncomfortable folding chairs they use for school assemblies — you know which ones I mean, the ones that are always painted "cafe-au-rancid-milk" brown. Built-in padding!
And this pattern and the rest of the lovelies at the are 20% off through Wednesday 7/21 … use code "Christmas". (Christmas in July!)