Green Dress: I'm just going to pretend to whisper something in your ear to make Sally jealous.
Stripey Dress: You know that stuff only works in movies, right?
Green Dress: No, really. It works. Even I want to know what I'm saying to you right now.
Stripey Dress: You do know what you're saying to me right now. You're saying it.
Green Dress: Well, as long as I'm here, we might as well catch up! What's new with you?
Stripey Dress: I've started to indulge unreasonable people in their follies.
Green Dress: Really, who?
Stripey Dress: You can tell when you see the look of resigned (yet good-natured) indulgence on my face.
Green Dress: Oh, okay. I'll keep an eye out.
Stripey Dress: Sigh.
[Pattern from Penny at , who is having a sale
— 10% off. (She'll refund through Paypal.)]
[Jen at is also having a sale, through Friday — save 20% until Midnight EST Friday, August 28, 2009, just use coupon code 'backtoschool'.]