Thanks to Ben for this link to the Bacon Dress. You can read more about it .
Of course, you'd want to accessorize with and . And don't forget . If you're wearing it to a party (which I hope you are, because wearing a bacon dress to sit around at home and get grease on your own couch seems pretty sad), you could wrap a present in . If someone gets too close to you with their fork, you could cover the resulting puncture wounds with .
But I still don't know what is all about.