So. It seems that not only can I get online in Beijing, but I can do it from the comfort of my hotel room. (Also, I need to keep myself awake for another hour or so unless I want to be really screwed tomorrow, jet-lag-wise.) Here's a cute dress that's listed on eBay right now. Click on it to bid. (B33)
It's in a lot of four patterns, but this one is the cutest one. Go ahead and check out the other ones, but you'll see that I'm right.